Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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