i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
