dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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