Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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