Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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