so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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