I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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