So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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