Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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