White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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