did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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