Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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