If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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