wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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