Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just pee around me
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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