But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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