You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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