he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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