i just wanna soil my oats bro
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Randomize
