I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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