Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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