is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
honey bunches of taint.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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