I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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