are you still at the devil's house?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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