awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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