i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
