Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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