Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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