was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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