Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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