Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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