Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We need to rekindle our bromance
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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