discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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