HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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