Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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