Christians are straight up FREAKS
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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