I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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