I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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