I'm going to jail i love you
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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