Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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