Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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