Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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I need you to use more vowels.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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