Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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