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I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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