some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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