Did you just see the Batmobile???
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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