Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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