Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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