dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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