u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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