Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
